3 lifelines for staying awake.

1) Make-up aka tricking yourself to feel awake by looking it

2) A shower aka one hour before your hair is dry enough to go to bed

3) A cold room aka putting your body into survival instead of sleep mode

So proud.

me: since when did you start wearing real pants and converse sneakers?

bro: when did i ever wear fake pants?

me: i mean like pants that aren't tracksuit/cargo

bro: growing up~~~

Pain.

Inflamed gums are no fun. Currently only able to ingest diet coke, cigarettes and frozen yogurt.

Not on my watch.

To do.

1) Know everything about Canada in WW2

2) Speak French perfectly

3) Ace interview

J'ai besoin de courage.

The sassy roommate.

Me: Wow, your hair's really growing.

D: So's your face.

Me: So's your ASS.

Liberal arts colleges for my brother.

Mum: So your dad did some research on Wesleyan, did you know they have co-ed bathrooms? And guys and girls live on the same floor? And guys walk around shirtless?

Me: Yes mum, that's quite common in the US.

Mum: No it's quite scary, they're like banks.

Me: Banks?

Mum: You know, banks.... they like shave their heads but leave some hair in the middle?

Me: Mum it's punks.